HOROSCOPES ARE FOR THE BIRDS

This is why Horoscopes are total and utter bullshit.

Horoscope for Friday July 1, 2011

A rosy glow over your recent career successes could cause you to congratulate yourself over your growing bank account. This trend should continue for a while, Sarah, if you keep on working as you have and maintain a positive and optimistic attitude. Your relationships with others around you, particularly the opposite sex, should be especially warm and loving right now. This should prove to be a thoroughly gratifying day. Use it to your advantage.
HAHAHAHA, yeah, total bullshit.  Really, this is the complete opposite.

In other news I found a neat story I started writing in December of 2009.  Unfortunately, I don't remember where I was going with it, but maybe I can add to it and make it better than it would have been.