My co-worker found GOLD, GOLD I TELL YOU!  I'm not even going to explain, I'm just going to provide you with the amazing find.

"Dear Anna,
Even though you're excessively mean to me, I still love you.  I understand that you don't mean all the hateful things that you say and that you secretly love me too.  You need to pull a Goo Goo Dolls and "Let Love In."  Now I know this is hard for you and all, but just let it happen and be like The Blackeyed Peas and "Get It Started."  Well I hope you have a fabulous turkey break.  And FYI, it breaks my heart that you're leaving me next month for Miley! :(
Gobble, Gobble, Meow!
Stay beautiful & ALWAYS wear your seat belt."
Now, "you're leaving me next month for Miley!" Cyrus?  I don't know, that's the only Miley I know of.  Either way, this is just amazing.


I forgot, the back is littered with semi-correct Lil Wayne amazingness, too!
"Safe sex is great sex, so you better wear a latex, cuz he don't want a late ex, that oh I think I'm late text."
"Get on my level."
"Bitch, I'm the bomb, like tic tic."
"Wish I never met ya wouldn't wanna be ya, call it how I see ya."
"Weezy F Baby"
If that's not a bonus, I don't know what is...